Temptation Island is a lot of fun. Picture: Temptation Island Source:Facebook. Would we be met by a beach of writhing bodies? Do nudists prefer you to keep eye contact or is it polite to greet each other with an ogle? And do swingers wear clothes at the dinner table? Given our ages just the right side of 50 and our marital status happily monogamous we wondered if we would fit in, but on arrival our preconceptions quickly melted away. There are men and women of all shapes, sizes, colours and ages. Guests let loose at the hotel. On our balcony we even had a hot tub big enough for two with a view over the ocean and the main pool.
Me, topless and free, downing another buttery nipple shot on the private white sand beaches of Cancun, Mexico, and my husband, fully clothed and repressed, at home in Los Angeles, reading my text and also probably throwing up at the unsanitary-ness of it all. And although I might dress like Miss Piggy got jackhammered by a Mardi Gras parade plenty of cleavage and color! That, or a free vacay to Cancun sounded pretty dreamy after the loss of my beloved dog and a string of professional rejections that left me reeling. Our lobby is ready to receive all our sexy and fun guests! And from the second I arrived at the resort, I knew I made the right choice. A handsome bellboy took my luggage and guided me into the impressive lobby. Techno music blasted, I had a drink in one hand, and an all-inclusive wrist band tied around the other. I was Samantha! I was the sexually bold one with a body for sin and a mind for mayhem!
I had a lot of questions, concerns, and just general curiosities. I recently wrote about my Temptation experience in the Toronto Sun. However, I thought it would be useful to put together a post that answers FAQs. Turns out, I had nothing to worry about.
Then our ocean view King room wasn't available but "we will upgrade you and you can get your King tomorrow", these promises were made 2 days in a row, we just gave up on them the last day of our stay. The second day they upgraded our bracelets to blue which gave us access to the roof top pool we visited 3 times and there was never anyone in the pool only people sleeping , lots of fun to be had up there Now lets talk about this "upgraded room" talk about lipstick on a pig.